It was one of those mornings.
I responded. I responded in English and in Spanish.
I responded plenty:
What language did she want me to respond in? Klingon? I’ll tell you what – I’ma learn Klingon just so that next time I could say it in Klingon. As a matter of fact, after just looking it up, apparently “huh” in Klingon is “Nuqjatlh” which is perfect because I could use the most ridiculous word from the most ridiculous of languages in the most ridiculous of situations.
Her: Mami. Mami. MAmi. MamEEE.
Me: Nuqjatlh.
There.
It was one of those mornings when I swear, my lovely Klingon children where put here on Earth as repayment for the heartache and grief that I “supposedly” caused my mother (although I have yet to see real proof that I was really all that difficult).
One of those mornings where even sitting next to Baby Klingon wasn’t enough. If he wasn’t climbing my face and sticking his fingers in my mouth, eyeball, or nose he wasn’t happy. If I moved, even an inch he screamed -at a very high screeching octave. Not even an inch? I can’t move even because I slammed my pinky toe on the corner of iron post of your bed and hopping on one toe, spitting words no child that young could possibly understnad. Even that is too much movement, really? And his Baby Klingon sense of Mami Movement is so acute that even when he is distracted and playing on the opposite side of the room, any movement from my direction causes his head to whip around and look at me through piercing owl eyes just to make sure that I haven’t move, that I’m not even thinking about moving. Ok. I’ll stay right here, owl eyes. hoot. hoot.
Her: Mami. Mami. MAmi. MamEEE.
Me: I don’t want to talk to you right now. (said very sincerely)
Her: Mami. Mami. MAmi. MamEEE. Mami. Mami. MAmi. MamEEE.
Me: I’m not talking to you. (said sincerely, slowly, and well pronounced.
(That pencil to the eye was looking P-A-retty good.)
Who knows how long I’ve loved you.
You know I love you still…
Will I wait a lonely lifetime…
“Weeeee I waaay lie tie.” Oh God. She’s not repeating. She’s singing along… in Klingon. But nevertheless, she’s singing along with the song that I told myself 20 years ago would be the lullaby I sang to my kids – before I really had any idea what it meant to have kids – and now here is this real, beautiful Klingon singing back my lullaby? This same Klingon who was trying to stab me in the eye with an eyeliner pencil a half hour ago with the help of her Klingon brother is now singing back my lullaby with her head nestled in my neck?
If you want me to, I will.
anneliese k
So, I read this last week and cried when I got to the end 🙂 I love this post. It is so sweet and touching. Thanks for sharing this little piece of sweetness.